Monday, July 7, 2008

This is what a college degree gets you...

I'm so glad I have a college degree (I actually have 2, a BA and a BS, so I'm a Bad A** at Bull S***!).

But what did that investment get me?

It allows me to explain exactly why, ala Bernoulli's Principal, I keep getting showered with milk every time I put the lid on my kids sippy-cup.

What did my investment get my kids?

They know enough to pull out the straw first.

Apparently I'm not smarter than a 4 year old, let alone a 5th grader.


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